Bio
Alex, Alex, Who the heck is Alex?
Alex will tell you that he's a normal dude just trying to have some fun and make some memories along with spread some Major 7s in this world.
However, Here's where he's right on one of those things and that is that there should be more Major 7s in this world! But here's the real Alex: Alexander "Amadeus" Zackary... (Yes that's his legal middle name), talk about pressure to live up to your name, is from where ever they make Purina Dog food and a stripper bar are in the same block. Now while im sure this sounds like it should be somewhere in Arkansas, is actually in Hager City WI. In the middle of all this confussion and pressure... (Jk just pressure) Is a "description of your music, and what's currently going on in your career." This is where I guess I am supposed to say that I have a "VINTAGE" sound. Also only 15% of my family shows up to my shows. This is up 10 % from last year when only 25 % showed up.
"If you have any quotes from media or industry people, include one here"... (Okay I can do that!)
My Dad (James Napolean Zackary) Guess we figured out who came up with my name... said that "I think you're gonna be a rockstar someday... ALEX, I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN"
My Mom cries when I sing to her so I think that means that I'm really good but I think she really means that she feels sorry for me.
My aunts and uncles give me a 0% error rating because they've never been to a show so I guess I just filled in what I think that they would say.
"The 2nd and 3rd paragraphs should tell your story. Find an interesting way to explain your musical history without spelling out each step from childhood until now."
Okay well... I was born with short hair and then a goat tried to eat my hair at a petting zoo so I gave myself an insureance policy incase a goat tried to do it again and I grew my hair out so that if the goat did decide to eat my hair I would either have an unlimited supply or enough to replenish the other missing hair.
Describe what sets you apart from everyone else, including some of your most attention-grabbing career highlights.
Well... I am a rockstar... so that means I should be getting cancelled pretty soon because somebody will find something that I do that offends them.
My Highlights:
Turned 16 in a bar
Went to my junior prom with my sister
Never showed up before 1st period in high school... but still never failed a class!
Owned 2 school busses so that I could show up when I want to and blame it on "the bus was late"
Signed a pair of tits as a minor... Don't worry I'm from WI not AL it was not my grandmas... It was my other grandmas
Passed a field sobriety test in a field, for AA
An AA sponsor, for Duracell
Has AAA
Got 1st loser (aka 2nd place) in the middle school talent show.... (Lost to a Hulahooper)
"Conclude your bio by summarizing what's going on in your career" Well Mr. Hand, I have become a Jeff Spicoli look alike and enjoy recording, writing songs, producing, having fun, listening to new artists, and also have been rejected by many... I am not trying to be anyone... I am trying to be someone. Someone that can make you smile or laugh or cope with things that you think won't pass, however just like the kidney stone, it will and well sooner or later so will you, along with I. We always hope later than sooner but until then, I am here, enjoy me now, for will come a day where I will be less found, tucked away for forever like the long lost tail that will never loose its sound.
What's coming up next? Whatever I decide...